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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:52
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Screen time and physical activity habits linked to adolescent stress and depression - PsyPost
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Qui eaque occaecati facere et.
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
How are you spending your best time?
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Oy: United Jet Flies Wrong Route Departing SFO, Causes Near Disaster - One Mile at a Time
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Win a signed pink cycling jersey of Giro winner Simon Yates - Team Visma
Just Forget it!
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Everyone loved it.
Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Do you agree with Elon Musk's direction for the US Office of Personnel Management?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Grandfather's simple changes reversed pre-diabetes diagnosis that left him 'petrified' - AOL.com
So they tried
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
'Brady Bunch' Star Mourns Terrible Loss: 'My Heart is Broken' - Yahoo
No, not a chance
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Graphene Is Stretchable? Physicists Make “Miracle Material” Bend Like Never Before - SciTechDaily
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Call of Duty plagued with issues after Season 4 launch - Windows Central